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U r very important to me,

Its impossible 4 me to live without U even 4 a second!

U r my life & I can feel U everywhere

Don’t mind! I am talking about oxygen

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Lahore ma aik bacha paida howa jis ka weight pediash k wakt 15 kg tha.

or 15 din ka baad barhta barhta 50 kg ho gya.pata ha wo bacha kon ha?

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gayye(cow) ka bacha.

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Ever the fool

that I am.

She went and cheated

on me again.

Ever the fool

but when I die,

In my last will

forget her will I.

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They say that only fools will truly fall in love

for they are blind to games, hate and greed.

I hope one day, a true fool I can find…

Because this heart is one fool in need.

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When Somebody Who’s Deeply In Love With You

Tells You That Your Cute, Beautiful, Angelic,

I Agree That’s True, Believe Me,

I Swear Cuz Love Is Blind..

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When Somebody Who’s Deeply In Love With You

Tells You That Your Cute, Beautiful, Angelic,

I Agree That’s True, Believe Me,

I Swear Cuz Love Is Blind..

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Dreaming of YOU makes my night worthwhile.

Thinking of YOU makes me Smile.

Having YOU is the best thing ever

and Loving YOU is what I plan to do FOREEVER

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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.

He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool.

I have Free pass.

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Small April sobbed I’m going to cry

Please give me a cloud to wipe my eye

Then April Fool she laughed instead

And smiled a rainbow overhead….

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Small April sobbed I’m going to cry

Please give me a cloud to wipe my eye

Then April Fool she laughed instead

And smiled a rainbow overhead….

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A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.

Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

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Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur's Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"

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WARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS .

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When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

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Khud ki bekhudi me jo justju hoti hai

Wo hamary qasdan ki guftgu hoti hai.

Mere jamaal se tumhara khumar chala jayega

Aur ye Scrap tumko kabhi bhi samajh nahi ayega.

Apun isey hi.

APRIL FOOL banyga.

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The Day Has Come....

When the whole world is CELEBRETING....

Your NAME.

Your FAME.

Your PERSONALITY.

Your THOUGHS.

Your VIEWS.

After all it's your

day.......

Fools Day !!!.

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If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur

1) gud looks

2 ) nature

3 ) style

4 ) attitude

kick them off.

How dare they fool u before april 1st.

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FOOL ne

FOOLon ki

FOOLWARI main

FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai

you are the most

BEAUTIFOOL

WONDERFOOL

and ColorFOOL

amngst all FOOL's

HAPPY APRIL FOOL's DAY

HAPPY APRIL FOOL -

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please call me urgent..

janab msg to pura padh liya kro. pata nhi kon kub pahle april fool bana de.

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fool tumhe bheja hai sms me

jara khol kar to dekhiye...

dikha kya???

nahi dikha na???

are fool ye april ka fool hai jo tumhe fool bana gaya

hehehe

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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat

to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat

for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat!

Now read it without the word cat.

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Dost Pathan se

APRIL FOOL manaya?

Pathan: Han

Dost:kis k saath?

Pathan:Bv k 7!

hum ne 3 bar talaq dia

jab wo rone laga to Hum bola

APRIL FOOL

APRIL FOOL..!

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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world

Just a second, don't misunderstand.

CUTE means

Creating

Useless

Troubles

Everywhere.

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I am your girlfriend:

Smart

Intelligent.

Sweet.

Talented.

Excllent.

Romantic.

Haina????

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R.

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When I call you:

1 ring means : I am missing yoU

2 ring means : I like yoU

3 ring means : I am thinking of yoU

4 ring means : I need yoU

5 ring means : Idiot pick up the phone.

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Fact1: You can not touch

your lower lip with your tounge

Fact2: After reading this

99/100 idiots would try it.

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The time since I have met you

i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars.

So if u dont mind..

Can I sell you?

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Plz call me

its urgent

Ek accident ho gaya ha

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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye

Plz manna mat karna

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Warna

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GADHA mar jayega..

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i am fool i am fool i am fool i am fool i am fool OK OK COOL I AGREE U R FOOL Control urself April fool wishes

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This is MAGIC.

Press down 6times,

You can See your PHOTO

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Congrats! You are the First

April Fool of the year

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kitna sona tenu

Rab ne bnaya

Wah

wah

Kitna sona tenu

rab ne bnaya..

Wah

Wah

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Mene tenu 31 din

pehle"APRIL FOOL"

banaya!

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Khush toh bohut hoge tum,

baat hi kutch aisi hai,

1st april jo ho rahi hai,

dil mein gudgudi si ho rahi hogi,

aur kyo na ho….saal mein ek hi toh din aata hai jo

hota hai sirf tumhaare naam.

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When your life is in darkness pray to God ask him to free you from darkness and

after if you pray and your still in darkness

plz pay your

ELECTRICITY BILL

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When you feel lonely & alone &

Can't see anyone around you,

The world seems to be fading away,

Come along with me.

I'll take you to an Eye Specialist.

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Please go to creat message

Then open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION

Then type this number & see the magic

277451366514612382623

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APRIL FOOL PRANKS..........

Fact1: You can not touch

your lower lip with your tounge…

Fact2: After reading this,

99/100 idiots would try it.

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Find a box about the size of a cake. Then cover it with frosting, making it look like a cake. Then put it out in the office kitchen, or wherever people leave free food. Sit back as one of your friends tries to cut a slice.

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Before one of your family members takes shower, remove the shower head and place a life-saver candy in it, replace the shower head with the candy now trapped in it. When the person takes a shower he or she will not notice, until they get out and start to dry off the towel will stick to them they will get back in the shower to rinse off… its great

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Take up the tooth paste and remove the paste from tube, put some colored water or any colored jelly substance and tight the cap, when the person removes the cap, it supposed to fall on victim. What a colorful April fool prank!

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Switch the “Pull” and “Push” signs on a set of doors. Watch as people get confused trying to open the doors. (Warning – Don’t do this on fire escapes)

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Use a pin to make a few small holes in a plastic disposable cup. Offer a drink to the victim and watch while the liquid dribbles out onto their shirt.

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Carefully pop off a few of the keys from the victim’s keyboard. Switch them around and replace them. If the victim is a “hunt and press” typist, this will cause great confusion!

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Either late on March 31st or very early on April 1st sneak into a shared office and unplug two phones and re-plug them in with the lines crossed. Both victims will go nuts trying to figure out why they're getting each others' calls.

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Has your victim been working on an important document on their computer? Carefully hide the document in a safe place, then create a fake document with the same name. Fill the document with gobbledy-gook or a funny story. At the bottom put "April Fool's!"

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Wait until your victim is in the kitchen. Come in and start filling a bucket with water (tell them you're washing the car or something). Only instead of actually filling the bucket, just pretend. Lift the bucket with both hands, acting like it's heavy and filled with water. Take a couple of steps in the victim's direction and suddenly "trip" and aim the bucket right toward them. They'll duck thinking they're getting splashed!

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Find an old bottle of nail polish that you don't want anymore. Unscrew the cap and set it sideways on a piece of waxed paper, letting the contents flow out into a puddle. When it dries completely, peel it off of the paper. Now you can put it anywhere and trick someone into thinking there is spilled nail polish. Works best on something your victim cherishes or on one of their important documents!

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Glue a quarter or dollar coin to the floor or the ground in a busy place. Sit nearby and watch as people try to pick it up.

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Simple: put salt on the victim's toothbrush. Then stand by to watch the surprised look on their face.

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This is the most classic and simple prank ever. Balance a small disposable cup of water on the top of a partially open door. Then wait for the splash!

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Make some cookies with bastard hot chilies. Put the cookies out but put a sign up that says “Do Not Eat - Very Hot”.

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While the victim is asleep, reset all the clocks ahead two hours. When they wake up they will panic and think they slept late and are late for school or work.

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Serve your victim a piece of cake or some ice cream. After they've eaten some of it, point to their food and say you see something in it. Once they bend their face down for a closer look, push their face into their food.